RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER NOVEMBER 2010 Issue # 03
I hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving holiday and ate as much turkey as possible. My Thanksgiving holiday was okay but now its the next day, "BLACK FRIDAY". My Black Friday is not like you average Americans that go out and spend money carelessly and frivolously to honor its corporate traditions. My Black Friday was spent at anutha night at the Elks Lodge to enjoy Impact Championship Wrestling. I hope everyone enjoyed my review of last month's Impact Championship Wrestling action.
As I lay and wait for the moment of opening bells.
Good graces on my part to manage to capture seating where I was seated last month. Great view of the ring from this section for both my eyes and my camera lenses.
So while everyone today seize the opportunity of your traditional, "BLACK FRIDAY!".
My Black Friday will begin only in a matter of moments and by the end of the night it will have only cost me $25.00 and been 100 x 2 satisfying.
It's 8pm, they're about to begin the show. They started everything off by introducing the ring announcers. Before I go any further, I just want it to be known that no matter how much I like this ICW organization. Something need to be done about the crappy sound equipment they have installed on the premise. You can't hardly hear the announcers whenever they introduce a wrestler to the ring. Which brings me to what I was going to say, earlier. The show began with Larry Legend and a another guy who I never quite got a chance to hear the announcement of his name due to the crappy sound system. It turns out that ICW wanted to try something new tonight, "TAG TEAM RING ANNOUNCING". Which I think is a cool idea that probably never been done before. ICW, hopes Vince Russo doesn't steal that gimmick from them. No disrespect to ICW, I hope Vince Russo does, having to sit there all night and struggle to hear the ring announcements. "ICW, PLEASE FIX UR SHITTY SOUND SYSTEM!"
ICW RESULTS:
01st MATCH: EJ Risk vs. Justin Toxic vs. Joey Janella vs. VSK
"Fatal Four Way Match"
WINNER: Joey Janella
After the match: This being such a brutal and intense match. Congratulations to all four competitors who participated. Congratulations to The New Jersey Shore King of the Moonsault, Joey Janella for winning this match. Sorry you didn't get a chance to celebrate ur victory in the ring thanx to that scumbag, Danny Demanto runnin' in from out of nowhere and bashing ur skull with a steel chair. Don't worry about that bitch, he'll git his later by Amazin' Red.
02nd MATCH: Sami Callihan vs. Quiet Storm
WINNER: Sami Callihan
This match was a little confusing. You would be too if a strange man with a wild head of hair came out to the ring yelling at the top of his lungs. I was uncertain which wrestler was the face and which was the heel.
03rd MATCH: Christopher Daniels & Xavier vs. Pinky Sanchez & Dimitrios Papadon
"ICW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
WINNERS: Christopher Daniels & Xavier
This was the lamest match of the night made me think about TNAs and WWEs shenanigans. All the members of the NANA Corporation
came into the ring. Which includes Prince Nana, Pinky Sanchez, Dimitrios Papadon and Xavier (minus Christopher Daniels) Prince Nana claiming some sort of injustice going on that Christopher Daniels and Xavier must defend their tag team belts regardless of the fact, Christopher Daniels is not there tonight. Prince Nana claiming Christopher Daniels is stuck in traffic on the BQE and how he's on his way to the Elks Lodge. Prince Nana begin putting down Queens and other New Yorkers for their terrible driving. Then out of nowhere, Christopher Daniels arrives at the Elks Lodge. (Bullshit, he was backstage all along) Now that Christopher Daniels is here they decide to go on with this bullshit tag team championship match. Where Pinky Sanchez fell down onto the canvas on purpose just so Daniels and Xavier can receive another victory and retrieve their ICW tag team golds.
04th MATCH: Bandido Jr vs. Devon Moore
WINNER: DEVON MOORE
05th MATCH: Heaven and Hell vs. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
D. R. S. , have to be one of the most annoying tag teams in ICW but if it wasn't for the fact that they use Jeru Da Damaja "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" as their entrance music I wouldn't show them any love. D. R. S. comes out to
the ring flossy these wannabe tag team belts. A pair of tag team belts that look like you can purchase from Toys R Us. D. R. S. wanted everyone in the audience to know that these belts are now called and I quote, "The Tag Team Universal Belts". That statement upset Christopher Daniels and Xavier, it upset them so much to want too rename the match an "ICW TAG TEAM ELIMINATION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH".
5th MATCH: Heaven & Hell vs. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels vs. Christopher Daniels & Xavier
"ICW ELIMINATION TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH"
GrimReapa of Heaven and Hell eliminated Christopher Daniels and Xavier
Heaven and Hell eliminated Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
WINNERS: HEAVEN AND HELL (NEW ICW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS)
After the match: D. R. S. not pleased with Heaven and Hell victory. Showing them what sore losers look like.
06th MATCH: Monsta Mack & Eddie Kingston vs. Blood Ties w/ Julius Smokes
WINNERS: Monsta Mack & Eddie Kingston
This was almost like a match of superior
sportmanship. At the beginning of the match, Blood Ties admiring and respecting both, Monsta Mack and Eddie Kingston. Blood Ties were looking for alliance with one another. Monsta Mack's keywords, "Let's have our match and at the end we'll give you our answer". It was indeed a gruesome match between all four competitors. In which Monsta Mack kept his word and accepted Blood Ties to form an alliance. Blood Ties are looking to start war around the arena.
07th MATCH: Pinky Sanchez vs. Rich Swann
WINNER: Pinky Sanchez
This was a very obscure kind of match. Before the match, the two was having a witty game of one upsmanship. This was a str8 up x-division style match. I finally got a chance to see Pinky wrestle for real for minute I was beginning to think he's only there for sports entertainment purposes.
FIRST OF THREE MAIN EVENT FOR THE NIGHT
08th MATCH: Dimitrios Papadon Da Greek God vs. Dan Maff
w/ Prince Nana & Pinky Sanchez w/ Blood Ties
Stipulation: If Dan Maff wins, he will finally get a chance to kick Prince Nana's ass.
If Papa Don wins, Dan Maff must join the NANA Corporation
WINNER: DAN MAFF
09th MATCH: Prince Nana vs. Dan Maff
Dan Maff, finally got Prince Nana in a match but it didn't go so well. The match turned to chaos when the following wrestlers came to the ring, Blood Ties, Monsta Mack, Eddie Kingston, Christopher Daniels, Dimitrios Papadon and Pinky Sanchez. Earlier tonight, Monsta Mack and Eddie Kingston made a pact with Blood Ties to form an alliance but in the middle of all this chaos they turned on Blood Ties. The crowd was disappointed by Monsta Mack and Eddie Kingston sellin' out to the Nana Corp. (MAJOR UPSET) Christopher Daniels turning on the Nana Corp scored him large amounts of cheers. (For some change reason I had a feelin' Christopher Daniels was goin' to turn face tonight. I do not know why, I just thought that. Hit it right on the nose.)
10th MATCH: John Moply vs. Homicide
WINNER: HOMICIDE
John Moply, from Cincinnati, Ohio making his ICW debut tonight. Not a bad match and debut for Mr Moply. It look likes Homicide is the ICW Main Event King thats 2 months in a row he main event an ICW event. Keep in mind, this was not supposed to be Homicide scheduled opponent. Homicide, actually was supposed to face Raven. According to some wrestling lovaz on line earlier I hear Raven has, "THE BIG C".
11th MATCH: Danny Demanto vs. Amazin' Red
w/ Tina Santana
"TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH"
WINNERS: AMAZIN' RED
This match is 30 days in the making. A payback for Danny Demanto for what he did to Amazin' Red and Amazin' Red's lil' sister last month. This was a
very dangerous match, ("TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS OH MY") bodies being thrown around threw tables and smashed with chairs. It was awesome. Actually, I believe the most popular phrase of the night during this match was "Holy Shit!"
CLOSING
I would like to thank the icw zone for putting yet anutha dope wrestling affair and its fucked up you want be around for the month of December but I'll keep the anticipation growing strong till January 2011.
Heres whats in stores for January 2011:
